星期五, 3月 31, 2006

Family Problems =_="""

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father's nephew; I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!! "
自說自話 <一隻熊> @ 4:24 下午

5 Comments:

Blogger Mickell said...

复杂非常,非常复杂!;p

31/3/06 5:55 下午  
Blogger dandan...™ said...

lolz..
so funny!!!
hahhahahahahaa
messy messy messy!!!!
hahaha

3/4/06 12:02 上午  
Blogger lau hero said...

so you got your 'toa tui dian norn' liao, and your start with a family problems, this is real messy, I belive there is no sure thing, if not 'Lau Tian Ye ah, Zhe shi sheng mo shi jie ah'

老天爷啊,这是什么世界啊

4/4/06 6:49 下午  
Blogger lau hero said...

上告了拉,吹什么拉吹,都写了一大堆无聊的东东拉。我就是有预感有人好像追魂鬼的在吹,原来是你呀。

5/4/06 6:41 下午  
Blogger Peter Yokoyama said...

It sounds like the word from Mr. Stupid in a movie "The Stupids." (Actually it was sung in the movie.) Thank you for reminding a stupid but very happy movie! (And my dream is to buy a tuk-tuk and apply for a licence plate "STUP1D" for it. A stupid tuk-tuk on Nathan Road, Kowloon. Cool, isn't it?)

8/4/06 8:14 下午  

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